I day I joined the Cads was my birthday and before the sun was high, my new team and I were racing our way across Kazakhstan in search of random adventures and misadventures.
Honestly, life was pretty good.
That is until Victoria, our glorious kia picanto, decided to give me an early birthday present in the form of the clutch cable snapping.
Thank you Victoria, it’s just what I always wanted for my birthday.
This wasn’t the first time the Cads had this issue and it wouldn’t be the last.
Victoria had given this same present twice before. I suppose that since the third time happened on my birthday, it was her way of welcoming me into team after I my first car was totaled in Russia, and spent the afternoon with Cobra and Chesse (Our friendly Russian cops).
We tried fixing it a couple times but each time it snapped within an hour of leaving the “mechanics”.
That is when we came to the brilliant conclusion we were wasting our money on a problem that would never be fixed.
We came to the only logical decision – to drive the remaining 7,000 miles without a clutch.
Now you might be wondering how to actually drive a car without a clutch. Well, it’s not that hard.
1- Before you start the car, you put it in first gear and then turn the key. This makes the car bump start itself.
2- Afterwards, you have to match the revs in the engine with the correct gear you want to change into as you are driving down the road.
3- When you think the revs are close to matching, you pop it out of gear and hold it right next to the gear you want to shift into.
4- When the revs match perfectly, the gear pops itself into place. No peddle necessary.
Now that you got the picture, you are probably thinking this is a great solution to such a problem, right?
Right and wrong.
Yes, it did eventually get us to our destination; however, not without a couple of major issues.
1– We couldn’t completely stop the car. If we stopped, the car would die.
This meant we had to start the process all over.
2- Starting the car this way only worked about 60% of the time. The other 40%, we had to get out of the car and push it until it finally gave in and started.
Now here it is important to remember the first problem.
We couldn’t STOP! Imagine three people outside a car, in the middle of nowhere, on the worst roads ever created by man, trying to push start a car.
Now imagine three people frantically running down the highway to jump into the moving car they just started while simultaneously dodging several man size pot holes, rocks, and even other traffic.
Yeah! Now we are RALLYING!
On the rally,you lose track of what was, at one time, your ordinary routine, a fact I love about the last 4 months of my life.
I soon found that praying for the car to start, pushing the car, chasing after the car, and jumping into the car, moving down the highway, became apart of my daily life.
I know it sounds strange, but I have to say, I loved it.
If I had to choose between worrying about bills, a mortgage, grocery shopping, or push starting a car up a beautiful mountain range and then running after said car and jumping into it at least 200 times in 40 days.
Well, you know where I’m going with this…..
Since we always had to restart the car it stopped, we simply couldn’t allow it to stop.
This meant driving in any sort of traffic that we were starting and stopping the car a million times, and remember that the car only started itself 60% of the time.
So not only were we trying our hardest to drive without stopping, but also pushing the car through several traffic jams to get it started whenever it stopped.
If you have ever been to Asia, you know how insane the traffic jams can become, and honestly, after traveling their roads, I can’t help wonder if most of the jams are cause by cars having to be pushed and jump started.
Did I mind these problems?
I’m not going to lie. Every time the car started itself, especially on a hill, everyone cheered and patted each other on the back, but I would be lying if I didn’t say,
I never felt more like a rallier than when I had to push our clutchless car uphill while making our own road in the steeps of Mongolia.
Apart of me loved it.
We were on the rally, without a clutch, through some of the hardest roads on the planet. It wasn’t easy.
It pushed us to our limits. It tested our commitment. And it strengthened our resolve to persevere through it all.
There was no turning back. We HAD to finish the rally.